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Post subject: Mikey General Interviews A Madman !
 Posted: Dec 09, 2006 - 07:18 PM
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Mikey General interviews a madman.
I just go to jamaica and i see a chineymon. a real bloodfiya chineymon. him walk like a chiney and look very much like a chiney. him even have on the chineymon shoes that brodda bruce lee used to wear before him fight a mon. never you ever fight a chineymon. i hear a chiney can give a mon one chop that can blind a mon. for chiney dont use weapon atall. more time him carry him ninja star in him right front pocket juss in case a mon waa disrespec him. i hear him can cook too, but instead him just satisfy wid white rice. dont beleive what people say about some chineymon. not all of dem eat puss and dog - just most a dem. for a chineymon tell me one time say puss and dog taste like chicken. one time i did have a chineymon neighbor and i did have a dog named samson, as soon as di chiney move in town,dog get very scarce roun town.i even wake up one morning an see my dog dissapear from di yaad. but i neva miss him becouse samson did was too inquisitive. a very nosey dog! i remember stone love used to keep dance in crossroads every sunday night and samson used to jump di fence an leave di yaad. one of mi frendem tell me say him see samson a hangout by the man who sell jerk chicken. then dis flickin dog want to come back home five o clock inna di morning. wid him belly full and a whistle stone love riddim. but i tell him say anytime a car lik him down , dont come call me fi no help. be couse i not leavin my bed and go all the way crosstown fi go pick up no flickin cripple dog. every morning i get up and eat bread and butter and on a good day i would eat cornmeal porridge wid a dreadlocks man named clappers. for clappers was a very reasonable man. and more time him have nuff intelligency. nuff mon. one time i did have a girlfriend name elaine.she was never too pretty,but she was all mine. she write me a letter when i did visit foreign an tell me say she need some new false teeths.but she neva send no size.so mi send har di teeths and she say now har mouth cannot close properly, so i send a file so she can fil dem down.becouse i never have no more money fi send for har.she was very talented in dem sort of ting.she can even carry twenty pound of banana on har head. and she was a good theif. her theifing talents came in handy in the 1973 saltfish strike. when a mon kill a mon over saltfish. those saltfish wars did go on for years. whole heap of people did dead in the "saltfish affair". so i did switch to sardine. less trouble. and dont let a mon walk pass your house and smell saltfish,becouse yu would surely get a box. and him would run away wid di hot pot. i did have a uncle named sugarbelly from mc gregor gully.him used to make some wickid dumplin. when yu finish eat dem dumplin deh,yu belly well well shine.and yu would have to go sit down inna one corner cross yu leg. i did even have a talking donkey named dulcimeaner i did teach him how to curse badwords.i even teach him raas some spanish too. if a donkey was born in jamaica,would it be a jamaican donkey? i guess so becouse speak potwa very well. him even cuss out my granny becouse she neva feed him one time. and on saturday him say is against him religion to do any work round town. one time him even tell mi granny fi go suck har modda. that donkey neva like my granny, come to think of it - no one did like my granny.she was very mean. i think she was mean becouse she did was very ugly. and she was bothersome. i would always ask myself "why this ugly woman bothering me for". but nowadays i cool. right now i goin back to check myself inna bellvue becouse something not right at tall.when i fine out,i mek yu knew seen!   
please watch this video below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKYirYps6Y4 |
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