I am not the only one who is amazed at and revolted by the tightness of the pants that some of the young fellows are wearing around the place, going to dances where they gleefully jig along to songs criticising homosexuality, while making a good impression on the JFLAG crew with their skin fit jeans.
How does a man wear a pair of pants that hug tightly to his legs, from crotch to ankle, anyway? Hell, where does he find them in the first place? Do they take them in for that extra 'glued on to the gluteus effect'?I have heard the Twin of Twins and Bounty Killer, among others, put a serious heat on the tight pants guys from the stage, but I have never seen it as effectively done as last Friday night (Saturday morning, actually) at the Oakton Park Entertainment Complex. The occasion was Foota Hype's Birthday Bash and the selector on at the time was Jigsy from Danga Zone. There was real anger in his voice when he said how it "bun me" to see men in tight pants and even hipsters, then he came up front to near the edge of the stage and demanded that the video cameraman focus on him.
This was after some tight pants guys in the party were hogging the videolight.
Jigsy demanded some knee lift dances from the audience and the place started bouncing - at least, those who could do them. Y'see, the tight pants guys cannot do knee lifts (what the hell would they do if a stampede broke out somewhere they are at) and at least one found a chair, sat down and stretched out his limbs in his 'tightas', as I chuckled to myself.
That's the way to do it; cut them out of doing the thing that they put on the tight pants to do, to front up in the video camera and flash their tight cloth moves.
It is incredible that this level of 'glued on pants' has hit dancehall. It is a phase that I cannot wait to see gone (but the homosexual community is happy to see the back of) and I was happy to see how that selector dealt with the matter, without confrontation, but very effectively.
